Soft-serve swirls are almost an art form. 🍦
DRAKE IS A FOOL
im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment
Sunflowers - Vincent Van Gogh, Claude Monet, Gustave Klimt & Gustave Caillebotte
me: damn, I really like this blog… *realizes I’m on my blog.* Oops.
I’m not sure which is worse: intense feeling, or the absence of it.
I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.
i would die laughing
You sleep in your hotels with four or five stars, I sleep here with four or five billion stars.